when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
"i’m going to mcdonald’s"
"do you want anything?"
(Source: monodoh, via stability)
It’s October better get the pigs out
(Source: kselleck, via lokigaggedandfingerfucked)
Baby koala waits for his mum to wake up